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11.06.2025 05:46
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
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So they tried
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
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So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Then came..